Saddle Golf

Is this good writing ... A fairy tale from Australia .... Once upon a time?

Manor has lived a handsome prince. A beautiful sunny day his servants white horse saddled his best for him and he rode across the country at the castle, where a beautiful princess life. The prince entered the palace, knelt before her, kissed her hand and said the words, beautiful princess, will you marry me? said the princess, no way, F ** K OFF! And so the prince happily ever after and went hunting and fishing every weekend and every evening, was at the bar up on the stumps with his teammates and playing golf all afternoon and rooted any girl who crossed his path and the neighbor's wife and daughters of the neighbor and went to the Footy and cricket and ate pizza and drank beer and left the toilet seat all the time and I have seen videos of golf and dirty as he laid a fart and belch baIIs and scratched and drank more beer

Sounds like the typical man of Australia, Conan. This is not a joke, it becomes a fact.