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Golf Quotes and sayings you may never heard of
Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to have a good beginning.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in an afternoon on the golf course.
If you watch a game, is fun. If you touch it, it's recreation. If you work at it, is golf.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can not see him laughing.
I'm not saying my golf game was bad, but if I grew tomatoes, which had gone into slices.
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful couple, and a pleasant round of golf ... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Golf is a game where you yell "fore", shoot six and write down five.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
I have a tip that can take 5 shots in anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
The only time my prayers are not answered is on the golf course.
You can make big money in this game. Ask my ex-wives. Both are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Golf is a day in a round of strenuous leisure.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
The only thing a player needs is more daylight.
Do not play golf too. Two more rounds per day is enough.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
I consider golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game, not a sport.
I practice more, so that receipt.
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking her clothes.
What a shame to waste great shots on the practice tee.
Golf is a game where the ball is wrong, and so the players.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
Golf is a game whose objective is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons poorly conditioned for this purpose.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
The ugliest legs of a man better than he plays golf - is almost a law.
I do not want to play golf. When I got to the ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.
Golf combines two hobbies favorite American long walk and hit things with a stick.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would have been a great shot.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken almost 40 years to discover I can not play.
You got a problem now. You get too close to the ball after had beaten her.
I had a good day when you fall off the wagon.
I realized that the secret of golf is not low when you shoot goes well, it how to make your bad rounds better.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It is a game of bad shots.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf can not improve your lie.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before its first strike. I shot the happiest of my life 83.
The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.
Not I need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?
I am the best. I have not played yet.
If you think it is difficult to meet new people, try to pick up the wrong golf ball.
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